Women Rule!

Happy Post international WOMEN’S day

Disclaimer: This is a not very serious post😂 read…

Attention PLEASE!!!

Did you know?

Initially Women’s Day was planned to take place on 6th March.
But women took 2 days to get ready.
That’s how it got postponed to 8th March!!!

Men’s Day was also planned…
But as usual, they forgot the date!!!

And this post was meant to be live on Thursday but I toyed with a Monday idea. Here we are…

Happy Women’s day to the pretty ladies here



And to much much more


Why women are noble.

There is this reggae chap who sang about women rulers. And in his words he saw a sad state under women rulership..There’s this place he puts in lines about seeing a man roll down in pain enduring labor.

Away from him. I read the Internet. I read the newspapers. I read the magazines. I watched the news. It was the international WOMEN’S day. All and sundry wrote about the ‘big’ woman. Women with suffixes and prefixes attached to their names. Women who are women yes but they are being celebrated because of their successes. Think about it. Struck off their successes and perhaps no one might celebrate them. Perhaps. I got asking who specifically celebrates the ‘small’ woman. Her who missed on the prefixes and suffixes. Whom who fall short of the glory of the successes. But would love to be celebrated for the woman she is. I kept asking. Another reason why this post extended to today!

In between I found two narratives:

Narrative one: Best FBI

A woman in Kileleshwa took her husband’s Phone and checked his Facebook activities; she saw romantic chats with women. She sat down and thought of a way to separate him from the women. She came up with a beautiful plan, without even the husband’s knowledge.
1- She copied all his chats with one of the women.

2- She opened a new Facebook account with a Male name.

3- She sent a friend request to the husband, he accepted the request.

4 – She introduced herself to him. She wrote in the text “I’m Kīmandi Wa Gathung’wa by name, a Member of Mungiki. I saw all your chats with my wife. I want to warn you to stay away from her if you really want to remain alive.

To clear any element of doubt, I have all the chats with me and here they are, you can see.

5- So, if you don’t stop chatting with my wife, I’ll slaughter you like a goat.
6- I know you. I know your name is James Karanja, your father’s name is Maina, your mother’s name Gacheri, you have 3 children – David, Christopher and Alice. Kinyua is your best friend and Mutiso is your neighbor. You are a Bank Manager at KCB Nairobi. You also go to work 9:30am with your friend Kinyua, you follow Argwings Kondhek Road and you spend time together. I’m warning you if you dare call, text or chat with my wife again, I will slaughter you like a goat as I said earlier”.

The wife was close to him while he read the message. As he was reading it, he kept sniffing and moaning “Wūūi Ngai wakwa! Ndakua kī ?”.

She asked him what was wrong but he said nothing.

He immediately deleted his Facebook and Whatsapp apps and every other social media app.

The following morning, he went and sold the phone in the market and bought an ordinary Nokia. He told his wife to always wake him when ever it’s time for prayers.

The woman says that since that day, her husband has been observing prayers regularly and spending more time with the family.

Isn’t that’s better than settling the matter with a knife or a gun? Nah?


Narrative two: My Wife DOES NOT WORK!

– A Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

P : Your Wife ?
H : She doesn’t work. She’s a Housewife only.

P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn’t work.

P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.

P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn’t work.

P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn’t work.

P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
H : Take rest, because i’m tired due to all day works.

P : What does your wife do then?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.

Whom do you think works more, from the story above???

The daily routines of your wife commence from early morning to late night. That is called “DOESN’T WORK?!”

Yes, being a housewife does not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important!

Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.

All about a WOMAN …
When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.

When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock.

Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted…

↪Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman’s worth…!!!

A heart touching answer by a woman…
Someone asked her, are you a working woman or a housewife?

She replied: Yes I am a full time working house-wife.

I work 24 hours a day…
I’m a “mum”,
I’m a wife,
I’m a daughter,
I’m a daughter-in-law…..
I’m an Alarm clock,
I’m a Cook,
I’m a Maid,
I’m a Teacher,
I’m a waiter,
I’m a nanny,
I’m a nurse,
I’m a handyman,
I’m a Security officer,
I’m a Counsellor,
I’m a comforter,
I don’t get holidays,
I don’t get sick leave,
I don’t get day off……
I work through day and night…
I’m on call all hours and get paid with a sentence…”what did you do all day”

Dedicated to all women.

Woman has the most unique character like salt
Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things tasteless !

Pass it to all the lovely ladies:
Your Mother…
Your Wife…
Your daughter…
Your sister…
Your friend…











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