(Two long term folks are going for an interview in order to secure employment. They are faithful comrades. One who is academically challenged requests his colleague to furnish him with the answers as soon as he is out of the interview room. They are Edd and Eddie. Edd goes in and….)
Interviewer: Who is the best footballer in the world?
Edd: Used to be Christiano Ronaldo but now its Lionel Messi.
Interviewer: When did the first World War take place?
Edd: Between 1939 and 1945.
Interviewer: It is said that there is life on Mars do you believe so?
Edd: (Adjusting in his seat) Many people say so but it has not been scientifically proven.
(Edd goes out and does not hesitate to donate all the answers to his waiting friend Eddie as per the standing agreement. He gives the answers in their descending order Eddie gets in walking unusually tall with confidence. His hands are sharply folded behind his waist line…)
Interviewer: What is your fathers name?
Eddie: Used to be to be Christiano Ronaldo but its now Lionel Messi.
Interviewer: When were you born?
Eddie: Between 1939 and 1945.
Interviewer: ( Amid anguish) Are you mad?
Eddie: (Taking it cool) Many people say so but it has not been scientifically proven Sir.
PEACE! PEACE! PEACE!